I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
There was a brief moment when Mommy wasn’t swimming and I thought he was dead and I was terrified that I would have to explain to my class of two year olds what happened to him and I was not prepared to answer questions about whether or not he would go to heaven and stuff so I’m super glad he’s alive.
A friend made me realize that I should probably clarify that Mommy is the name of our class fish.
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
US Marie Claire May 2014
She is sooooo pretty *-*
This is how you know they’re actually brothers.
this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding
I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.