OH MY GOD THIS IS SO SAD BUT KIND OF FUNNY BUT MOSTLY SAD
SO IM READING THIS ARTICLE FOR MY HISTORY CLASS AND ITS TALKING ABOUT THE FIRST INTERACTIONS OF EUROPEANS AND NATIVE AMERICANS
AND IT MENTIONED HOW THE EUROPEANS LIKED TO GIVE GIFTS
AND REALLY POPULAR ONES WERE CRUCIFIXES AND WINE
You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student:
I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor:
'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense
Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions
In case you though I was joking
Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.